INTERVIEW - My Girlfriend

I asked my girlfriend some question about cycling and me. I didn't edit anything she says, this raw and... well, you'll see. She might have a question for us, cyclist, as well.
For you, who is the greatest cyclist of all time ?
Seriously? As I am not expert enough I would say my favourite cyclist is Martin Elmiger, the Roger Federer of cycling.
Are you pro or anti electronic shifting ?
Seriously? …anti…
Tubulare of clincher ?
Seriously? No idea what it is but clincher. It Sounds more funny…
What’s the particularity of Chris Froom chainring ?
Micromotors ;-)
It's oval.
Do you understand the joy of cycling ?
No.
Do you like to ride your bike ?
Hum…on a very flat road with no cars, a good weather and enough food in my shirt, yes.
What would you love to achieve on a bike ?
Nothing.
What would you say about me to someone who don’t know me ?
G.jackson is a great entertainer and a super guy to spend time with, I love him.
Am I doing to much cycling ?
Hum…no…not these last weeks…but sometimes yes.
What do you think it’s the craziest thing I did on my bike ?
Riding by -10° or with heavy rain…. What is your problem?!
Do you have a question for me ?
Why do you like cycling so much ? You never get fed up ? You do not want to do another sport sometimes?
Good question... why do we like cycling so much ? Waiting your feedback.